Absurd thoughts

Disclaimer: This is not based on science, biology, or any medical reality; just the fever-dream ramblings of someone who heard her friend sneeze six times while I was trying to write this. Let’s be honest: hayfever doesn’t feel like a mild seasonal allergy. It feels like your body is fighting for its life every time a flower so much as exists near you. But what if hayfever isn’t a biological glitch? What if... It’s drama ? What if pollen is just nature’s way of flirting, and your immune system is the emotional equivalent of a panicked “NOPE” button? Let’s explore. The Flowers Are Flirting. You’re Not Into It. Every spring, flowers bloom, birds chirp, and the entire ecosystem bursts into color like it’s starring in a Disney musical. You, meanwhile, are a human faucet. Eyes: leaking Nose: leaking Brain: foggy Dignity: missing But here’s the twist: what if flowers are flirting with you? That golden pollen? Not random. It’s their glittery love note. Like, what if flowers are ...

Love is one of the most powerful and mysterious forces we experience. It can lift us to incredible heights and tear us apart in ways we never imagined. But what if love is not just a feeling? What if it’s a cosmic phenomenon, something that bends space and time itself? A Personal Black Hole Imagine love as the universe’s way of folding space and time inward, creating a tiny black hole where only two hearts can exist. Inside this pocket of infinity, the outside world falls away. It's just the two of you, swirling together in a place that doesn’t obey ordinary rules. A sanctuary where your souls connect beyond words, beyond logic, beyond reason. In that space, everything else becomes quiet. The noise of the world, its chaos, its sharp edges, its constant demands, fades. When you kiss them, it’s as if the universe itself holds its breath. There’s no past. No future. Just that moment, suspended like a star in stillness. When they hold you, you don’t feel like you’re being embraced....

Time is invisible. We feel it go by. We see its effects. But we never really touch it. Still, every once in a while, a smell, a song, or a taste hits us so deeply that for a moment, time seems to pause. We are back. Back in the kitchen. Back on a playground. Back in someone’s arms. That feeling is nostalgia . But if time had flavors, what would nostalgia taste like? A Taste That Lives in Memory Nostalgia is not always sweet. It is not just happiness. It is longing wrapped in memory. It probably does not taste like a perfect dessert or a bowl of fresh fruit. Instead, it tastes like something simple and slightly flawed, but unforgettable. It might taste like burnt toast from your childhood kitchen, the kind your parent made without measuring or rushing. It could be warm apple pie, with slightly soggy crust, cooling by an open window. Or it might be a candy from a dusty corner shop that you haven’t seen in years, one that brings back scraped knees and sticky hands. For some, it tast...

What If Dreams Are Just Another Life? Have you ever woken up from a dream so vivid it followed you around like a shadow? Maybe you were walking down a street that doesn’t exist, yet somehow, you knew every crack in the pavement. Maybe you spoke to someone who felt real , as if your souls had known each other for centuries. And even though their face faded the moment you opened your eyes, the feeling stayed. You start to wonder: What if we don’t just dream at night, what if we’re living somewhere else? Portals in the Dark Most people treat dreams like background noise. Just the brain doing its thing, sorting thoughts, playing back fears, spinning up nonsense. But what if dreams are more than that? What if they’re portals,  brief, beautiful cracks in reality where your consciousness steps out of this life… and into another one? Another you . Another version of your story. Maybe there’s a world where you said “yes” instead of “no.” Where you never moved away. Where you’re st...

Are you also one of the million people who chew gum? If yes, this report is for you! Introduction Chewing gum is one of the most common sweet-flavored foods we have ever chewed or noticed in shops, but can you think of a time when you saw gum somewhere else? Yes, you guessed it, on the streets! 80-90% of the chewing gum produced is not disposed of correctly; it either ends up on the streets or in the landfills, taking 5 to 1,000 years to decompose. But other than this time taking decomposition, chewing gum is also harmful in many ways. This report will take you to a side of the earth that no one wants to see…. What is in my gum? Chewing gum- or bubble gum- is the second most common litter found on streets. A soft, sweet food which is supposed to be chewed without being swallowed. This manufactured sweet has gum base, sweeteners, plasticizers, flavors, colors, and a hard polyol coating. The gum base includes Butadiene rubber, which is a type of synthetic rubber used in tire trea...